Il cesso e' chiuso!!! Vi siete cagati sotto, eh? (Scirio)
Altre 30 scritte in inglese:
Some people come to sit and think. / Others come to shit and stink. / I come here to rest my balls and / Read the words upon the walls
(Sign posted in a bathroom:) We aim to please! You aim too! Please!
Seen above a urinal: Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in your ashtrays!
I do not like this place at all: The seat is too high and the hole is too small. [In another handwriting] Your ass is too big and your legs are too short.
Written on the toilet paper dispenser: 'This toilet paper is like Clint Eastwood; They're both rough and tough and don't take shit off of anybody!'
Written above a urinal in the men's rest room: We are urinals! We don't take no shit!
In one persons handwriting - I love Amy M. In someone else's right below it - Who hasn't?
Written on a bathroom wall: "Question Authority" and written beneath it: "Why?"
Another sign seen at a swimming pool: Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way.
In days of old / When knights were bold / And paper wasn't invented / They'd wipe their ass / On a clump of grass / And walk away contented
For a good time, call ###-#### and ask for Mary. For a BAD time, tell Mary where you got this number.
As you sit to take a shit / Rest a while and think a bit. / The last time that I beat my meat, / Was on this very toilet seat.
Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly
Here I sit, I'm at a loss / trying to shit out taco sauce. / When it comes, I hope and pray, / I don't blow my ass away.
You're holding your future in your hands! Someone had added: And it doesn't look too promising!
(written above a urinal) Why are you looking up here? Are you ashamed of it?
If your hose is too short, / Or your pump is too weak, / You'd better stand close, / Or you'll piss on your feet
"Friends don't let friends take home ugly men". Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
"Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" its "Hi, how are you?" Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
"No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit". Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N. Carolina
"A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it". Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas,Texas
"Express Lane: Five beers or less". Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
"You're too good for him". Sign over mirror Women's room, Ed Debevics, Beverly Hills, CA
"No wonder you always go home alone". Sign over mirror in Men's room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
"The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open". Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
"If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington". Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington
"Beauty is only a light switch away". Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina
"If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives". Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.
"Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die". Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
"What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands". Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY